The Marriage Ref: Episode 6 Recap. sheryl crow lyrics
This week’s panel of celebrity judges on The Marriage Ref includes late night television host Jimmy Fallon, actress Kirstie Alley and singer Sheryl Crow. Now that’s a random grouping if I ever saw one. In the wise words of Marriage Ref himself, Tom Papa, We like to pick apart celebrity marriage. Now they get to pick apart ours.” Here are some of the newest whacky couples we met tonight:
Issue: Ventrilo-quest We meet Jim and Lynda, a couple who met in junior high and has been in love ever since. The one thing getting in the way of their marriage are Jim’s little friends. I get creeped out by one dummy, imagine a whole house full of them! They are literally EVERYWHERE. He even has an alien ventriloquist doll wearing a NASA suit. Kirstie and Sheryl both think Jim should get a dollhouse for the dummies. Now they get their own house? Give me a break!
The girls stick together and both side with the husband. Jimmy feels for the wife and sides with her, saying the dummies have to go. However, once seeing some more videos of the dolls and seeing a BABY ventriloquist doll, Sheryl changes her vote to side with the wife. When it comes time for the call, Tom Papa sides with the wife. Time to put the dolls away, Jim.
Issue: To Dye For Mit and Stacey Drewer have been married for six years. Mit’s a real estate agent that wants to be the newest celebrity chef on the Food Network. In order to boost his future ratings, Mit decides the best thing to do is to dye his hair platinum blonde. Guy Fieri look-a-like, possibly? Meanwhile, his wife Stacey attempts to make her argument while drinking out of a wine glass the size of the punch bowl. Her vote should be null if she’s drinking out of that thing 24/7.
Once again, the two ladies on the panel are on board with each other: Kirstie likes his hair better than his natural brunette look. Sheryl points out that if the wife dyed her hair blonde, why can’t the husband? The final count is two for the husband and one for the wife. Tom Papa sides with his boy Jimmy once again and claims the wife as the winner. I guess there are enough platinum blonde chefs out there already…
Issue: Royal Flush Brian and Caren have been married for 26 years. He wants a Man’s Land”: otherwise known as a room for a urinal. He promises to tend to it and keep it sparkling clean. I’m sorry, is that supposed to make me like it more? I’m with the wife on this one. Honestly, who would want a urinal in their house? As Jimmy Fallon puts it, it is selfish to have a urinal since the lady of the house is unable to participate.
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